Well of Matter

So, down to business enlightening those of you who have not seen the enlight, I must tell you about my theory which first, helped me separate myself from the grasp of mainstream sciences, THE WELL OF MATTER! The well of matter is a scientific breakthrough that has huge implications for the entirety of the world and the universe around it.
The well of matter is a space time continuum glitch in the programming of the universe. The well of matter is a living, sentient being, which is nearly all powerful when it comes to seemingly random objects. The well of matter resides at the center of the universe and the rest of the universe rotates around it.
The well of matter is something that defies these “laws of physics” but do you really get in trouble for breaking them? No, because they are all false, created to hide the truth of the higher power that is our master.
The well of matter is remarkable because it creates matter, reading your thoughts on a certain object it will fire at intense speed from the bowels of hell, the exact opposite of your wish.

Science....confused yet?

Aight....so a blog. It's a bit weird for me. I knew what blogs were of course, but i had never read one consistently, or even considered writing one. The history of this blog coming into the world is a bit strange, and won't really make any sense to you as a reader, but i think you should know it anyways. Every morning me and about 10 other students from my school take a train about half an hour to get to school. One of these is my partner in crime, ESup. His views on science are a bit.... convoluted to say the least. One day, joking about science he comes up with the absolutely ridiculously stupid idea he dubbed "The Well of Matter." This will be explained later in our first argue...er...discussion on the worthy pursuit of science. As a bit of an ass about science, and a nerd too, i was forced to show him the error of his ways. The 'discussion' continues to this day, and both of us will bring it up at the craziest of times, either for a laugh, or just to annoy the hell out of me. Recently we stepped back from our frivolous parlays and realized that what we were saying could be construed as comic if one had a very bizarre sense of humor, like ours. So thus science confused (by ESup)/Science Resurrected (by me, JLay) was born. This blog will contain our talks on science, me trying to save the noble study from Esup's debauchery. Don't be confused by the term science blog....for that implies that you will actually learn science. While this may be possible in short, brief glimpses when ESup's foolishness doesn't smother it, but in all honesty the best case scenario is that you won't go insane.

~ JLay